rude bitches make me tired

Book Title : Rude Bitches Make Me Tired
Author : Celia Rivenbark
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Release Date : 2013-10-22
Pages : 288
ISBN : 9781250038418
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). Rude Bitches Make Me Tired will provide answers to all your mannerly questions as Celia discusses the social conundrums of our day and age, including: Navigating the agonies of check splitting ("Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?")The baffling aspects of airline travel (such as "Recline Monster" and other animals)The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more)Gym and locker etiquette (hint: no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked)Office manners ("Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst")And much more! Good manners have never been so wickedly funny!

Book Title : The Height of Rudeness
Author : Celia Rivenbark
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Release Date : 2013-08-27
Pages : 52
ISBN : 9781466843097
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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In this short e-original The Height of Rudeness, readers will get 5 essays - one never-before-published and 4 "sneak peeks" at the kind of manners advice Celia Rivenbark will be dishing up in her upcoming etiquette book RUDE BITCHES MAKE ME TIRED. Have you been "wait-listed" for your friend's wedding? Or, worse, have you been told, via engraved stationery, that you should "Please don't save the date"? This odious and ill-mannered trend must stop! How did it start? How should we cope with such an audacious display of asshattery? Leave it to Mama Celia to help in times like these. And a word of warning to brides-to-be? Quit showing off your engagement bling to your Facebook friends. They all expect to be invited and they're already shopping for Soda Streams.

Book Title : Everything s Relative
Author : Jenna McCarthy
Publisher : Penguin
Release Date : 2016-02-02
Pages : 352
ISBN : 9780698191860
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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Her two memoirs were “hilarious.”* Her first novel, Pretty Much Screwed, was “brilliant.”** Now, Jenna McCarthy returns with a novel of crazy last wishes and life-changing first steps… When their mother dies, sisters Jules, Brooke, and Lexi breathe a collective sigh of relief. Their days of being hurt and controlled by Juliana Alexander are over. It turns out, Juliana isn’t about to let a little detail like death stop her. The three estranged sisters—one control freak, one peacekeeper and one red hot mess—are shocked to discover that their mother was hiding a massive fortune, one that promises to completely transform all of their lives. But in classic Juliana fashion, there’s a catch. Three of them, to be exact. Now Jules, Brooke, and Lexi find themselves forced to rely on one another in order to become the women their mother wanted them to be. With millions of dollars on the line and as many obstacles in the way, the sisters embark on a hilarious journey of self-discovery, forgiveness, and the real meaning of wealth. READERS GUIDE INCLUDED *Jane Heller, New York Times bestselling author **Janet Evanovich, #1 New York Times bestselling author From the Trade Paperback edition.

Book Title : Pretty Much Screwed
Author : Jenna McCarthy
Publisher : Penguin
Release Date : 2015-07-07
Pages : 336
ISBN : 9780698191853
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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Known for her “hilarious and spot-on”* memoirs I’ve Still Got It…I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It and If It Was Easy, They’d Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon, Jenna McCarthy turns her comedic talents to fiction with a novel about picking yourself up out of the gutter when life kicks you to the curb… “I don’t love you anymore.” For Charlotte Crawford, the worst part about being dumped after twenty years of marriage is that her husband, Jack, doesn’t want another woman; he just doesn’t want her. Forty-two and clueless, Charlotte is a fish out of water in a dating pool teeming with losers. Just when she thinks she’s finally put her failed marriage behind her, it comes back to bite her in the ass…hard. Without warning, Charlotte finds herself staring down the barrel of a future she wouldn’t (she would totally) wish on her worst enemy. Engaging, fearless, and relentlessly funny, Pretty Much Screwed is a story of love, loss, friendship, forgiveness, turtledoves, taxidermy, and one hilariously ill-placed tick. *Celia Rivenbark, New York Times Bestselling Author

Book Title : Housebroken
Author : Laurie Notaro
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release Date : 2016-07-12
Pages : 288
ISBN : 9781101886090
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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“If Laurie Notaro’s books don’t inspire pants-wetting fits of laughter, then please consult your physician, because, clearly, your funny bone is broken.”—Jen Lancaster, author of I Regret Nothing #1 New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro isn’t exactly a domestic goddess—unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband’s daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband’s not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport). Housebroken is a rollicking new collection of essays showcasing her irreverent wit and inability to feel shame. From defying nature in the quest to make her own Twinkies, to begging her new neighbors not to become urban livestock keepers, to teaching her eight-year-old nephew about hoboes, Notaro recounts her best efforts—and hilarious failures—in keeping a household inches away from being condemned. After all, home wasn’t built in a day. Praise for Laurie Notaro “Notaro is a scream, the freak-magnet of a girlfriend you can’t wait to meet for a drink to hear her latest story.”—The Plain Dealer “Hilarious, fabulously improper, and completely relatable, Notaro is the queen of funny.”—Celia Rivenbark, author of Rude Bitches Make Me Tired “Notaro is direct and self-deprecating, and her disastrous attempts to sew a dress and make jerky treats for her dog are relatable and funny.”—Library Journal

Book Title : Rude Behavior
Author : Dan Jenkins
Publisher : Doubleday Books
Release Date : 1998
Pages : 421
ISBN : UOM:39015046884543
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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Billy Clyde Puckett--"good ol' boy," former star halfback, and broadcaster--hits on a scheme to secure a new NFL franchise team

Book Title : Governess
Author : Klea Terricotta Kurtis
Publisher : Author House
Release Date : 2014
Pages : 136
ISBN : 9781491892237
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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This is an amazing story of a strong woman who has battled drugs up until now, as even when I stopped using drugs, I've been harassed to affect me in a way, so when I told my story, they hoped I'd be off key. This is one of the three books. My first one is just the worst big stories I've been through, but there's so much more. I want to inspire as many people to tell their story. Lift the weight off your shoulders just as mine went light as soon as I told my family, who have supported me and been brilliant, especially my cousin, Lola, Thank you! And so to the public, let me be that voice for you, as you can even write to me. I care, and if I can help you, rich or poor, I don't care. Tell me, and if I can help, I will. I have abilities that can be useful, and remember, I turned my life around. You can too. Enjoy!

Book Title : House of the Angels
Author : William Berger
Publisher : Viking Books
Release Date : 1974
Pages : 351
ISBN : NWU:35556003867983
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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Book Title : The Coursing Calendar for the Autumn Season 1868 Containing Returnsof All the Public Course Run in Great Britain and Ireland
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Release Date : 1869
Pages :
ISBN : OXFORD:555074807
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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Book Title : My Cleaner
Author : Maggie Gee
Publisher : Saqi
Release Date : 2012-05-28
Pages : 320
ISBN : 9781846591327
Available Language : English, Spanish, And French
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Ugandan Mary Tendo worked for many years in the white middle-class Henman household in London, cleaning for Vanessa and looking after her only child, Justin. More than ten years after Mary has left, Justin - now twenty-two - is too depressed to get out of bed. To his mother's surprise, he asks for Mary. When Mary responds to Vanessa's cry for help and returns from Uganda to look after Justin, the balance of power in the house shifts dramatically. Both women's lives change irrevocably as tensions build towards a climax on a snowbound motorway. Beautifully observed, intelligent and moving ... a carefully wrapped surprise that gets better and better with the unravelling.' The Scotsman A moving, funny, engrossing book.' The Observer Gee satirises the liberal conscience of the chattering classes with uncomfortable perception in this hugely enjoyable novel ... her portrayal of Britain's new underclass of immigrant workers is presented with her trademark stinging clarity.' Metro Maggie Gee is a superb and pitiless analyser of middleclass angst. Elegant, humorous and surprising, this is a classy performance.' The Times It's amazing how many details, characters, stories within stories, Maggie Gee's unquenchable exuberance crams into this comparatively short book.' The Spectator An intelligent and satisfying read.' The Sunday Times A masterful study in Africa/UK relations which manages to be supremely uncomfortable without being cynical, and clever without being calculating.' Big Issue The Flood was chillingly predictive. My Cleaner is a calmer, happier novel. Yet a gnawing tragedy lies in the shadows, all the more poignant for the deftness with which it's brushed aside.' The Independent