Black sheep always does things wrong according to the other sheep. But doing things differently ultimately saves the day.
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This is the latest Thelma and Louise-style adventure from the author of The Flight of Lucy Spoon. Drew Looney has uncovered an immigration scam and Georgina Fitz-Simons has landed herself in debt in the pocket of gangster Grillo Boylan.
Come along on a journey back into the land of your favorite fairy tales rewritten from a Biblical perspective. These short tales, with a Christian message, include the three little pigs meeting up with the three little dragons, Little Red Riding Hood attending a church with a wolf in the pulpit, the three Billy Goat Gruffs try to cross the kings bridge into the promised land, Yoga the bear plots a picnic basket heist, Norton hears a pooh pooh and is confronted by animal rights activists, Humpty Dumpty mocks the Gospel and meets an ill fated end, Chicken Little declares the rapture date, Blah Blah Black sheep begins speaking in Tongues, The Tortoise and the Hare have a speed reading contest, and many others.
Reality has never been so complicated Fed up with her parents and all their ridiculous rules, fifteen-year-old Kendra Bishop writes to The Black Sheep, a reality TV show that offers the chance to swap families with another teen. But when the camera crew, led by brash TV producer Judy Greenberg, shows up at her Manhattan apartment, Kendra starts to have second thoughts. Too late. Kendra is whisked away to Monterey, California, to live with the Mulligan family in a household that couldn't be more different from her own –complete with hippie parents, five kids and a pet ferret. Given the chance, Kendra might just be able to juggle first love, her new stardom, and a pushy producer who will stop at nothing for higher ratings . . .
When ordinary you and the Son of the Kitchen God are all that stand between a playboy apocalypse and innocent hearts yearning for love. Sapphire Sing is in desperate need of her grandmother’s matchmaking skills. She’s stuck on a not-so-merry-go-round of secondhand men while wedding bells ring for her snooty half-sisters. Sapphire sets out to discover her grandmother’s secrets but runs afoul of Johnny Wok, the Kitchen God’s son. When Sapphire’s friends steal the magic wok, one reputed to cast love spells, she is hurled into an ancient conflict between love and evil. What’s a girl to do when a playboy demon and a seriously hunky demigod both want your heart … and your wok? firefighter and firemen, woman in danger, supernatural magic, Chinese gods and goddesses, black tie
"When two brothers decide to prove how brave they are, everything backfires--literally"--